Yo dont text me then not text me
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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