Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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