She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Actions speak louder than pants.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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