So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Randomize
