Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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