...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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