What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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