Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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