I intend to get homeless drunk
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
