there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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