: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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