that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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