sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I have surprise drugs for everyone
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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