How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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