All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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