omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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