Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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