I wish I could punch you in the face.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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