yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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