Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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