why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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