....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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