I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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