Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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