idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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