It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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