im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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