Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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