i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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