well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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