how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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