worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
