I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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