Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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