Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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