Sry I called you an 8
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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