Got a toothbrush?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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I need you to use more vowels.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
