Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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