moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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