Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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