I just made out with a guy for $7.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
