So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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