But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
