Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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