i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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