yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
birth control should be required to get into college
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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