weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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