stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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