he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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