I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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