you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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