I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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