I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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