whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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