True but thats because hes a fetus.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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